Engineering.
December 7, 2010 Leave a comment
Ah, settle down my net viewership of 10. I have finally decided what to write for the topic you have been most eagerly been waiting for. Or were you?. Even though I am in no position to update my blog having to go through this weird writers block, Engineering has always been that one topic I could be highly critical while it came to judgement at any point of the day.
“Why do I hate Engineering?” you ask me. I do not hate Engineering. I am not THAT pessimistic. I hate the institutions who think they teach engineering. Especially Mumbai university, but I think I’ll specify later on that. Yeah I know I’m about to sound like a chubby girl saying that they should ban valentines days, cause i got a drop in the third year but I thought and thought about it over and over again and it occurred to me that the reason everyone was doing engineering was because all they wanted was a good job or a good lead when they wanted to go for post graduate degrees. Now it would make sense if every student who passes out of these colleges has a brilliant idea on space travel or a portable espresso maker or something awesome like that but unfortunately, every person to pass out is no smarter than a fifth grader, which was exactly when we stopped giving a damn about education and starting asking questions like “Dude, what is UP with this shit anyway?”.
So the point is that those people are only training themselves to be workers and nothing more. I shall validate my point with a series of observations. Firstly, you are made to work endlessly and you are not allowed to complain, which is roughly the same situation you will have at work. Secondly, you read up on completely nonsensical shit which you will probably never implement later in your life, which is pretty much the case when you’ll be working with your clients.
Thirdly, the fact of the matter is drilled into you that the hotter girls will always be in another class or a different college altogether and you do not have a chance with them no matter how close your jeans stick to your ass. In a work environment you will probably be working with some of them in which case they shall be married or if you are lucky enough, you’ll be married.
Fourthly, you will always be looked upon as the smartest guy who will fix your DVD player at anytime.
And lastly, nobody wants to see you in your shorts and they don’t care even if it is a Saturday.
I hope this entices you all sufficiently and may Justin Beiber decide which box to tick under gender.
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